Boy, am I in rare form today!?!?

on Thursday, December 4, 2008

A recent trip to the ladies' room inspired this post...

Biggest Fashion Faux Pas According to Me (in no particular order):

1. Novelty sweaters. This time of year just kills me. A 3D Santa Claus is never OK on clothes. Ever.

2. Pantyhose with open toe shoes. Just the thought makes me cringe.

3. Floor length skirts. Sorry, but they don't look good on ANYONE.

4. White athletic socks worn with business casual clothing. Please just invest in a pair of $2 trouser socks.

5. Flip flops worn with business casual clothing. Nothing says professional like the flopping of a rubber shoe.

6. Pajamas. How can anyone think it's OK to wear plaid flannel pants in public?

7. Crocks. They are appropriate for precisely two occasions...gardening and gardening.

8. Anything ill fitting. Sorry, but bulging out of skin tight pants does not make you look thinner.

9. Cell phones worn on belts. That's why God invented pockets and purses.

10. Sweatpants. Unless you are participating in an activity that makes you sweat (hence, the name SWEATpants).